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In a move described as “dramatic, decisive, and deliciously theatrical,” the president announced Antifa would be officially labeled a terrorist organization — and the country responded with the usual blend of outrage, memes, and merch opportunities. Read More.

Breitbart reports Kimmel refused to apologize for blaming the “MAGA gang” after Charlie Kirk’s assassination; FCC heat rose, Nexstar yanked the show. Read More.

A visit meant to be all pomp and protocol instead becomes the royal family’s most spectacular campaign commercial yet — complete with carriages, 4,000 pieces of silver, and a monarch who apparently added “Trump Fan Club” to his knighthood duties. Fox News Read More.

A gleefully snarky take on the Fed’s expected 25-bp cut — because nothing says “serious monetary policy” like unanimous spreadsheet high-fives and White House pressure. Read More.

A diplomatic tango in Madrid apparently solved global security and teen boredom at once: China and the U.S. reached a “framework” to keep TikTok alive — pending a phone call and a patriotic makeover. Read More.

A popcorn-ready proposal: stop the quarterly freak-outs, start semiannual serenity — because apparently CEOs need more time to find their staplers. Trump floated the idea that companies switch to twice-a-year reporting to cut costs and encourage longer-term planning. Fox Business Read More.

In Owen Anderson’s eulogy, Charlie Kirk is cast as a Socratic menace to campus dogma. This lampoon follows the footnotes and the torches. Read More.

After Charlie Kirk’s assassination at UVU, Trump torched “the left,” promised sweeping probes, and treated a New Jersey runway like the world’s spiciest courtroom. Investigators are fanning out—fast. Read More.

After tea with King Charles, Harry rides an overnight train to Kyiv to “humanize” the war and meet 200 veterans. Read More.

The August inflation numbers are in: food up, rent up, and Democrat excuses up even higher. The Fed fiddles while Americans pay $12 for lettuce, and the Left insists it’s all perfectly normal. Read More.

Breitbart reports Charlie Kirk, 31, was shot at a Utah Valley University Q&A and later died—an apparent political assassination. The Left wanted silence; they handed the movement a megaphone. Read More.

Vance drops a eulogy on X so heartfelt the algorithm blushed. “Courage. Faith. Loyalty.” D.C. immediately opened an investigation into how three words contained that much humanity. Read More.

House GOP floats taking D.C.’s cleanup nationwide after Trump federalized police and sent the Guard. Democrats clutch pearls; criminals clutch ankle monitors. Read More.

A judge blocked President Trump from firing Fed Governor Lisa Cook, declaring “for cause” only covers what you do in office—not before. Cue rate-cut week, courtroom drama, and Washington’s favorite sport: pretending consequences have business hours. Read More.

The high court’s 6–3 move let federal agents resume broad immigration stops in Los Angeles, triggering a full-body tantrum from California’s elite while MAGA world ordered popcorn. (Based on AP reporting. AP News) Read More.